You know, if someone were nice enough to give me a bath, I'd try very hard not to poop in that bath. And if I, for whatever reason, ended up pooping in that bath, I absolutely wouldn't take said poop in my hands and paint the walls with it.

Actions like this just don't say, "Hey, Mom, thanks for giving me a bath! Thanks for taking time out of your fulfilling life to give me one!"

Holy crap, it's been a long time. The Bug is like, this whole human being now with all kinds of English. He can also be a monster, though he's less so with me than with the ones who spoil him. He's getting more beautiful. Need to find pictures.